www.nointernetaccess.com

I've moved into my little cottage on college lane. It's easily described as "cute" or "cozy," which is code for "small" or "tiny." But it's ok. It's just me and my half-time dogs. (Custody arrangement blog forthcoming.)

The good news is that the water works. The heat works. The electricity works. Well, there's a funny smell whenever I use my hairdryer. I'm just going to pretend that I didn't smell that. And buy a fire extinguisher.

The bad news is that I don't have internet access. Yes, you read that right. No. Internet. Access. What is a girl with a web addiction supposed to do?

In the mean time, I have to walk to campus (the horror) to use the interwebs. Never fear, I've got tech support on it.