Brings a tear to my eye.

The office I work in spends a lot of time tracking and submitting college rankings for U.S. News, Business Week and the Wall Street Journal. Rankings are important to some people. You want to know that your degree is going to mean something when you go out to find a job post-graduation.

My college is usually ranked rather high for certain criteria and the university as a whole is fairly well known in the region. Now there's another ranking to be proud of:

Stanford University Rises to the Top of 2008 Trojan Sexual Health Report Card

We're number 5 in the country. No 1 in the region. No 1 in the Sun Belt conference.

That's going at the top of my resume.