I really, really hate you Blogger.

You have sucked my will to blog out of me. Your new, and nary improved, 'layout' templates are crap. They are user friendly for anyone who has no desire to do something other that stroke your blogging ego. Your commenting feature stinks. You don't play nice with code from Haloscan. You make it difficult for me to drink wine and wax philosophically on my blog. Did you know that it's really hard to open a bottle of wine whilst holding a chocolate frosting-covered graham cracker AND figure out why Blogger hates America at the same time? Well it is. No thanks to you. What is a girl who wants a semi-custom blog to do?

Feh.