Yes! We get it! You're a freak.

Everyone knows Tom Cruise is a nutbar. Anyone who doesn't has the initials of K.H. and is in obvious need of an intervention.

I won't even justify the bearded lady with a link. You all can Google it just as quickly as I can. The latest story is what set me over the edge. The edge, I say.

Would the rest of the world (ahem, gossip columnist peeps) just get the heck over it and move along? The other freaks of the world would appreciate some attention. Gary Coleman has resorted to running for governor just to feel the warm glow of the limelight. Is this what it's come to people?!

Move along now. Courtney Love is surely doing something inappropriate that involves torn clothing and a clown car.