Drive-by post #2: Day, err, Five?

# of trips to Home Depot: 10, with #11 planned for early AM
# of 3/32th drill bits lost to evil 1970s framing studs: 2
# of wall cabinets on the wall: 8
# of wall cabinets to be shimmed, leveled, attached to each other: 8
# of wall cabinets that did not have a stud anywhere close to them: 3
# of screws that the screw head snapped the feck off in the wood: 1
# of base cabinets installed: 0
# of days until the countertop peeps come: 3
# of times the word "motherassshitterooooh" was spoken: 346
# of extremely pissed off beagles: 2
# of times I've showered in the past 4.75 days: 6
# of times I've washed my hair in that same time: 2
# of days until the movie " The Day After Tomorrow" comes true: 8-10. It was 66 at the Creative HQ today. It was 109 on Saturday. Can someone explain this?

Over and out.