File Under: Sucks to be You.

Subfile: But great for me!

I just got off the phone with my former employer. Not only are they not filling my position, the only other "marketing" person at the company just gave her notice. My old boss is now up to his arse in holy horse crap. This is what we in the business world like to call "opportunity." But it's opportunity with an evil laugh while rubbing my hands together thinking of the future contracts. Think the Brain from Pinky and the Brain. Mwaaahaahaahaaa!