Hi. My Name Is Dumb.

I think I have a problem. No, no, not the booze.

I've been doing everything this week to avoid writing my own press release. Today I've done nothing but read up on lead generation, lead flow and marketing ideas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all going to pay off down the road. However, I need to start generating some buzz. I just don't know where to start. I can rip out a press release on dog turds in ten minutes, but a pr about me? Nah-uh.

My daily routine is just that, routine. I walk the beasts, do some online stuff, read some business-y magazines and books, write down kernels of ideas, and stare at the dogs napping. By this time it's 10am. I need to shake things up a bit.

Next week is a networking event, thank the pants! I'm running short of sarcastic inspiration here.